What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 06:09
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Why do I sweat so much at the gym?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Still no good
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?
Then came..
No way
Nuts and Butts